"wait, are we listening to a dianetics commercial right now??"

on the phone

"yeah  of course i'm working....wait, how do you define working?"

"early enya is pretty good, it's like early kenny g - way more 'out there'"

"who is this frank ocean kid????  is he billy ocean's son????"

"hey, i haven't heard that one yet, what does it sound like?"

"it sounds like shit.  it sounds like the sound of stepping in shit on 16th street."
"is that human or animal shit?"

guess that band:

"this makes jens lekman sound like early metallica"

"ooh, this is making good use of the Amen break"