"have you ever heard that serge gainsborge song that's all just fart sounds?"
"wait, do you mean the screaming jay hawkins song 'constipation blues?'"

"i think this is more geronimo than fergus"

"this record is the soundtrack to a canadian porno that was apparently part of the 'Maple Syrup Craze'"
"GROSS i don't even like getting maple syrup on my ARM"

"oh no i got the purple"

"they love wacky music in denver. is that boyd's fault?"
"everything is boyd's fault"

2 from the meeting

"too metal for punk, too punk for metal"

****

"the only thing that would stop us from selling those is a cease & desist"

"didn't you want to hang the turntable from chains from the ceiling?"
"I DON'T THINK THAT'S THAT CRAZY!!!"