"it's crazy how shane macgowen is still like, you know, alive."
"does he still have any teeth though?"

"i think i need this elton john covers record, if only because he covers 'young gifted and black'"

followed by....

"it's insane how much the guy from Krallice looks like Trey Anastascio"

"i never saw the Dead but i went to quite a few Phish concerts"

not technically heard at revolver but just something i think is true

if you're gonna name your band something as dumb as Shit Horse, pretty much the only way I'll listen to your record is if you call it "They Shit Horses, Don't They?" (thankfully they did)

funny cuz it's true

"whoa this alice coltrane record sounds just like lil b"

this doesn't make sense unless you're familiar with the area

"did anyone notice those donuts were from asphodel?"
"i thought they were from j georgies?"

(in the middle of a discussion about the plural form of the word "anus")

"rudimentary ani - that's gonna be my new band"