"i really feel like you shouldn't beat yourself up for not being able to remember the name of a band from Brazil who wasn't even popular 30 years ago. i mean do you even speak portugese?"

"this record sounds like the back-up singing for Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' but without the music for Pink Floyd's 'The Wall.' Besides, I think those back-ups were sung by a big fat black lady and this girl doesn't sound fat at all"

"i should have an open mind about listening to that. but i don't."

"apparently our company is 'rife' with idiots?'
[laughter]

wow post #60!

"what year is this from?"
"85"
"god, it sounds more like 92"

"my friend saw dave chappelle last night do stand up for 5 & a half hours."
"whoa that's longer than Jello!"
"...barely."

"when are we ever going to stop selling a GG Allin record? there will always be dumb punks"

"I also just figured out that Greg Norton of Husker Du is the only non-gay member, as well as the only member with a handle-bar mustache"

"isn't this record supposed to be a benefit for the label?"
"um, aren't most records?"

"don't ask me how i found out about this band..."
"which band?"
"the hamburglers. all their lyrics are 'rubble rubble rubble'"

"there should be a band called umlaut"
"there IS a band called umlaut"
"oh no...."

"do you know anything about UV Race?"
"the band from australia?"
"yeah"
"i think i just told you everything i know about them"

another "guess the band" entry

"whoa did dfa sign the doobie brothers??"