"is this band name spelled with an EX or an x and a dash?"
"ex and a dash"
"ooh, best of both worlds"

"strings in indie rock - it's like a cancerous growth"

"if this was a weird al record i would think it was AMAZING"

"oh wait this actually is the new kate bush? i just figured it was another new band ripping her off"

"i don't know if you know this dave but the music industry is a fucking JOKE"

"where's the sax solo when you need it?"

this is funnier with the accent

"i heard on altered zoooooonesssss that the new zooooomesssssss is gonna be on sacred booooonesssssss"