"i wanted to like that record, i mean, there's a fat guy in the band!"

"the more attractive the band the worse the music is"

"side a is about as good as side b.....side b of "my war" that is"

"you have nerves of steel when it comes to bad music"

"did we listen to that record yet? i can't remember. maybe i just hated it in my mind"

"hey, don't i get one of those promos?"
"no. you were listening to phil collins standing up today"
"...that was steve winwood...asshole."

"i never noticed that chick corea looks like a cross between david letterman and lou reed"