"hey i learned something really important this weekend. the howard the duck theme song was written by thomas dolby and george clinton"

"one man's boo-yah is another man's hey-hey"

guess that record

"maybe guantanamo bay paid for this recording because they needed more torture music"

(it's probably worth saying that this is something we DON'T stock)

wow! two new warehouse winners

"the description says this is no wave but it doesn't sound very no wave to me"
"maybe no wave just means 'out of tune'"

****followed by******

"i'm pretty sure 'psych rock' is just slang for 'wholly inept'"

"is this a one-sheet or an Onion article???"