"hey, i was just wondering, if the apocalypse does come in 2012, does that mean we'll have to listen to shitty metal for all eternity?"

"luckily shitty music is still selling"

this one is only funny if you know who said it

"we're quickly becoming a regular NAACV....national association for the advancement of colored vinyl"

"sweet this CD comes with a download code!"

"there has to be something we can do with these CDs, maybe we can try retro-fitting the building with them?"
"no, the circle is one of the weakest geometric shapes. maybe if they were triangular"