"early enya is pretty good, it's like early kenny g - way more 'out there'"

"who is this frank ocean kid????  is he billy ocean's son????"

"hey, i haven't heard that one yet, what does it sound like?"

"it sounds like shit.  it sounds like the sound of stepping in shit on 16th street."
"is that human or animal shit?"

guess that band:

"this makes jens lekman sound like early metallica"

"ooh, this is making good use of the Amen break"

"this sounds like the hold music you have to listen to as you're waiting to find out if you got into heaven or not"

"this isn't hanky rock, this is more wet wipe rock"

(during a phone call)

"hang on one second, i can't hear you, let me turn down this shitty music"

"wait, is this band punk-ska or ska-punk?"

technically this is from an e-mail so it's a READ at revolver

"it's more boozy than jazz-bo"

"'if we were in Ibiza our clothes would already be off' - i wanna make that t-shirt but i have to figure out what the animal would be.  A bear?  A flamingo with sunglasses?  Maybe a bear smoking a cigar and holding some Charmin"

"this sounds like a penguin giving birth...or maybe a dolphin?"
"i think it's a penguin giving birth to a dolphin"

regarding an upcoming show

"i don't know, without the naked elvis it might not be as rad"

"someone needs to make a manual for proper applause etiquette at jazz shows.  last time i was at yoshi's there was too much applause"

"does it really say that on their one-sheet?"
"they didn't send one, I had to look up their wikipedia page"

"wherever there are game programmers there will be a need for metal"

RE: Tupac hologram

"you don't even have to go to heaven now for that big jam out in the sky"

"sigh. it's finally happened. I have a customer who has pre-ordered a cassette"

guest post by michael gira

"it's like can but with an american indian singing instead of some japanese dude"

"why do you need a b-side? why not make 2 a-sides? COME ON"

"this one sheet says it's recommended if you like speed, glue, noise, and poppers"
"well, i don't like noise"

"ugh this song is gonna make my brain taste like ass all weekend"

"i think if he was violining with his butt i think i'd probably like this more"

(turns out it was a surge protector)

"earlier there was a long eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesound that was continual and we all thought we lost our hearing or that the music was weird"

"what is this we're listening to? besides boring?"

"i guess every continent has to have their own My Bloody Valentine"

"i think retarded is the new genius"
"actually i think it's always been that way"