"i think if he was violining with his butt i think i'd probably like this more"

(turns out it was a surge protector)

"earlier there was a long eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesound that was continual and we all thought we lost our hearing or that the music was weird"

"what is this we're listening to? besides boring?"

"i guess every continent has to have their own My Bloody Valentine"

"i think retarded is the new genius"
"actually i think it's always been that way"