"sigh. it's finally happened. I have a customer who has pre-ordered a cassette"

guest post by michael gira

"it's like can but with an american indian singing instead of some japanese dude"

"why do you need a b-side? why not make 2 a-sides? COME ON"

"this one sheet says it's recommended if you like speed, glue, noise, and poppers"
"well, i don't like noise"